I read this out loud in my Career Development class today. I was too afraid to look up from my paper to see if anybody had spotted the massive amount of geekery I was spewing. But I had this bigass grin on my face the whole time. This was a follow-up phone call. A thirty second commercial. I had to sell myself to my prospective employer. My prof says I did a damn good job.

( The Thirty Second Commercial )

I have written the most geektastic piece of serious homework ever. Inform the crew!

In hindsight, writing up homework at Crack O'Clock was probably not the best idea. Oh well!

( Cover Letter for my Career Development class, name has been changed to protect my SEEKRIT IDENTITY. )

A macro in seventeen parts.

Enjoy!

P.S. Please comment with your thoughts if you've seen it. I went through a lot of effort (I had to figure out how to make a bloody web page since the thing broke my layout) for the lulz.